The only wonder of the world seen from outer space...
... is the Great Wall of China.
The sole purpose of building the wall was to protect the land.
The enemy kept coming.
He fought on bravely.
The greatest warrior of China:
Liu Sheng.
Today the wall is for tourists.
The spirit of warriors lies frozzen in statues.
But the enemy returns.
Hojo.
The evil Hojo has the village Zhange in his grip.
He knows riches worth millions are hidden here.
He sells their treasures to foreigners.
Sure. I'll talk to Dad about the shipment.
You lazy dog.
Go. Or your son dies!
Hojo's treacherous games brought ruin to the villagers...
... and death too.
They were helpless.
In times of trouble, even the blind look to God.
But help only comes to the drowning man...
... if he reaches out for it.
The villagers sought a guiding light to brighten their dark days.
The key to their survival lay in their past.
Their centuries-old protector had returned.
He was born again: Liu Sheng.
Born in another form and country...
... their protector awaits them.
You smile?
You're done for.
Where to? You're lunch.
I spent 100 rupees on five lottery tickets.
Only one. Let me win.
Can't you help me? You do nothing all day!
Oh, God. My winning lottery ticket is burning.
Keep it then!
You insult me.
You tell people they were royalty in a previous lifetime.
And me? A mosquito?
Shut up. You burping toad. Do you know who I am?
Chopstick. The only Fung Shastra master in the world.
Get it? A Master of Feng Shui and Vastu Shastra.
I get it. Indian noodles. Chinese curry.
Put it down.
I'm the only mosquito I know who works like a dog.
Shut up.
Here. See this lucky amulet?
It'll change your fate.
It has the mighty power of Fung Shastra.
It's yours. How much have you got?
How much?
I'll check.
Two rupees.
- Damn. Give it to me. - Will my luck turn?
Fool. Wear it and see.
You'll be flying like a king.
Dada, if I were a big shot, you'd have no food on your menu.
Thanks to you, my restaurant survives. Right?
Or I'd be begging at Jama Mosque. I know.
You know nothing. If I had worn the amulet, who knows what I'd be today.
Sidhu, you're naive. Don't get conned by those work-shy fools.
Destiny isn't in your palm.
It's in hard work.
Hard work makes sweat. Not money.
I need to get lucky to have money.
Hard work will bring luck.
Don't take it out on him. Stand on your own feet.
Stop cooking dreams. No miracles will strike.
How can a miracle strike? I never wore the amulet.
Dada. Lord Ganesh has appeared in a potato. A miracle.
Long live Lord Ganesh
Son of Goddess parvati and Lord Shiva
The charity box is there.
It's not Sidhu's. It's Chopstick's cash box. Long live bank notes.
Why did Lord Ganesh choose to appear in a potato?
Mysterious are the ways of God. Pay your respects and move on.
Four hundred and ten, 420 rupees.
Pay protection money. Out with it.
Don't pull his hand away or he'll rip my cheek.
Easy.
Cool air, please.
Dada.
I knew Lord Ganesh would send you in good time.
Long live Lord Ganesh.
No, Dada.
Easy. You can't make an omelet without eggs.
Bring the bride here.
He shows up here too. The moron.
Dada.
Remember, Dada.
You won't find another vegetable cutter like me in Chandni Chowk.
I make the best curry. Mughalai... Where is he?
Chinese?
He's Chinese too?
He needs to know he's Liu Sheng. Reborn.
Tell him he's the warrior Liu Sheng.
He must destroy Hojo. Destroy Hojo.
Only Liu Sheng can kill him.
Hojo has taken control of our village.
Hojo decapitates our men.
We have found you at last.
You must destroy Hojo.
How do I explain to them? They mistake a toothpick for an arrow.
Chopstick. Good fortune comes from China and you show it a ''Do Not Disturb'' sign?
If you tell Sidhu they want him to kill an evil enemy, he'll never go to China.
Don't lie, Chopstick. He may amount to nothing, but spare his life.
Give him a break. He'll love you for it.
What if Hojo drinks his blood?
Your Chinese ancestors are calling you. Go to China with him. And get rich.
No.
Don't listen.
Walk the path of truth.
Truth? It will mislead you.
Why look from left to right?
Are they speaking Sindhi? What's ''Dado Hojo''?
Your plans will go kaput if you tell him it means ''Kill Hojo.'' Wing it.
Dado Hojo means ''the cool one.''
You're cool too.
But they said a lot more. What did they say?
They said Lord Ganesh has blessed you.
His blessings have changed your future. And your past.
You were no fish, fly or flea in a previous birth.
You were a great and fearless Chinese king.
- Liu Sheng. - Liu Sheng.
Dado Hojo.
I'm going from Chandni Chowk to China!
Hello, boys.
She has the curves She has heart
A chance for romance
Come, baby, let's dance
But Baby can't dance
The new baby in the town Dreams of dating the DJ
But Baby can't dance
I will never dance well.
I don't want to live anymore. Give me poison.
Don't despair.
You don't need poison. You need Dance Master G9.
Dance Master G9?
Yes! Dance Master G9.
A new Chinese gadget.
Tie it to your ankles. Press a button and dance.
Bhangra to Beyonce. Dance!
Keep your husbands from bar girls.
Do the dancing yourself!
Buy Dance Master G9.
I am Miss TSM.
Cool, sexy, confident, glam. That's me.
Thanks to Dance Master G9.
You want to shine like me? Order Dance Master G9.
Master!
Can I find a girl like her in China?
Join the line for a Chinese visa. Who cares if you're Miss TSM?
Tell your sob story to someone else. I can't help you. Try asking around.
Go on. Go through, sir.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Madam, do you have a token? Go through.
Long live Lord Ganesh
Son of Goddess parvati and Lord Shiva
O dear lord, master of all.
You have answered my prayers. All I need now is Miss TSM.
My forehead has become dented from bowing at Shiva's temple.
I'll cook the finest delicacies for you.
Your father, Lord Shiva, never heeded me.
Please, Lord Ganesh.
My God! I didn't order a dish but here it is.
A woman as lovely as cake can only be a gift from Lord Ganesh.
You are no ordinary dish! Lord Ganesh seasoned you himself.
My number's been called. I'll be back.
Rascal.
What's happening to me?
A fellow is dancing like a loony, I'll just check, sir.
The token will be mine. Thanks to Dance Master G9.
Give me back my token! Wicked girl.
You bad girl!
A bomb!
Miss TSM!
Sidhu!
I'll give you a tight slap. Off to China! If you please.
Okay. I won't go.
I'm furious. Take your bags inside!
No one can stop a hurricane.
Not by cursing or kicking. Let him go to China.
You crook! My shoe will land on your head and knock sense into you.
Move it. You always trust the wrong people. You will never change.
Let me go to China and fulfill my dream.
Stop dreaming! You'll wake up and find you have nothing.
What do I have now?
No car, no house, no servant. Not even a mother on my side.
I started life in a dustbin. I might end up on a rubbish heap.
Well done, brother. Well spoken.
You were so high when I took you in. I became your family.
I raised you.
And you talk of ending up on a rubbish heap.
You trust that crook. You think a potato is a god.
You don't have a grain of self-belief.
I yell at you. I hit you.
I'm nobody to you, right? So you talk of ending up on a rubbish heap.
Very well. Be on your way.
I don't want anything from you.
Dada. For my sake, wait.
I know...
...you taught me everything. You brought me up.
My destiny won't be made here. It will be made in China.
I know you will save me if I get into trouble.
Dada, don't be angry with me. Let me go.
Dada, if everything goes well, promise you'll come to China.
Me? To China? No.
Of course. If you don't come, who will kick me in the backside?
How will I fly through the air?
Tell me the truth.
You won't let me go because you'll miss me, right? Don't lie.
Be careful, brother.
Danger lurks in the strangest places.
And so with Dada's blessings, Sidhu set off to China.
Let me close the bin. Our things will fall out.
Are you stupid?
The little touches that count.
Jet Airways.
Master! She's a wicked girl.
Don't trust her! She's bad.
Lower your voice. No woman can be trusted.
From Chandni Chowk to China
I haven't figured out who I am
Look at my face
plain and simple
Everyone tells me I'm a king Not a pauper
Who threw a banana peel here?
Chinese comrades! Ready?
Have you seen your face in the mirror?
You look a right clown
Zero brains
push you and you'll topple over
Silly oaf It's a sham, all a scam
She walks away, stirring his heart
See how he abandons his dreams And goes after her
Have you seen your face in the mirror?
Girl! Get my drift? Stop showing me attitude
I'm as hot as they get Stop teasing me
I claw like a cat
Uniforms fear me
My braid is a blade You big hulk, get lost
Like tamarind, I'm tangy and sweet
Like lightning, I'll burn you to eternity
Silly oaf It's a sham, all a scam
Her mischief has made mincemeat of you
Where did she come from? Who does she think she is?
Grabbing everything in sight
This doll or that doll will do As long as she's made in China
Let them burn with envy Here I go
Chandni Chowk behind me China up ahead
Chinatown
Let's go down Chinatown
Silly oaf It's no sham, it's no scam
Have no fear The lord above
Will make this clown a king
From Chandni Chowk to China
I haven't figured out who I am.
- Are you...? - Stupid. Stupid, stupid.
Go to sleep.
Are you both stupid?
- Dado Hojo! - Kill Hojo!
Lord Ganesh! I am in China.
See that, Chopstick?
Now he has the disciples, and you're left holding the bags.
Flies love caviar as much as garbage.
Look at him! He isn't even a flea.
That's her!
Get out of the way. Move.
Stop her. She's a cheat.
Where are you heading?
Are you nice as sugar and spice? Or bitter as lemon?
How did you turn Chinese? Or is it ''do in Rome as the Romans do? ''
Indian arts are now martial arts, eh?
What's this? How did this bun appear?
- Who baked it? - Stop it.
You said ''tit.''
Sidhu, have you gone nuts? Why are you harassing the lady?
That's no lady. Miss TSM is a cheat. I won't spare her.
Wait for me!
Who baked your bun?
Get your paws off the women!
Diamonds seized. Liu Sheng? An Indian.
Go to India and find out who this man is.
Hojo sends his henchman, Joey, to uncover the truth about Sidhu.
Meow Meow wondered why Sidhu chased her at the airport.
And why he thought he knew her.
I'm Miss TSM. I'm Sakhi. How will I explain in Chinese?
Miss Sakhi, welcome to the TSM factory in China.
I'm a Chinese guy Hello to you
Multi Language Translator
Now watch the magic
How come they speak Hindi?
I speak every lingo of the world
press the button
You can speak too
Like a necklace Wear it close to your heart
Wow, you're a genius.
A magic umbrella It comes in handy, rain or shine
A shield against bullets.
Wow, James Bond.
You'll say it's a parachute too?
Lands like a feather
This pepper spray stings A girl's perfect bodyguard
Now, isn't that smart?
I'm Miss TSM from China.
Thank you.
Put the products in her car. This way, please.
You're such a big star in India.
All this way for the samples? From India to China.
So far?
Far? China is very close to my heart.
My parents met here.
My dad. Inspector Chiang Kohung.
You're under arrest, Hojo!
My twin, Suzy...
...and I were born in China.
Suzy. Suzy. Sakhi.
Suzy?
Suzy. Sakhi.
My family met their ruin in China.
Smile.
Okay, thank you.
- Go. I'll join you. Take Sakhi. - And you?
Suzy. Suzy.
Run!
My husband!
My daughter! Suzy!
Chiang Kohung!
No! Suzy!
We never found Suzy's or Dad's body.
Mother couldn't bear her loss and she too...
She always said they were still alive.
I came all the way to China to lay them to rest...
... and find peace.
Dad, Suzy...
...I could never meet you.
Suzy?
I, Sakhi Kohung Chiang, promise...
...I'll never forget you.
Sakhi?
Suzzy?
No!
Subtitle?
They say Liu Sheng died here.
No, he didn't die. He was martyred.
Take it easy.
Pay your respects.
- Liu Sheng! - Liu Sheng!
We're after Meow Meow.
Hello!
Have I so many fans in China?
- There she is! - Stop!
The police? Fans of mine? Autograph?
- No autograph? - You're under arrest!
Arrest?
No!
Catch me!
Where is Lord Ganesh?
Where is he?
I fell. I didn't even realize it.
No! She's a dangerous woman. She's violent.
Liu Sheng doesn't hurt women.
The Indian hero.
Meow Meow.
Not here. Over there.
What did I blurt out?
Liu Sheng!
Master! I am in your country! A poor boy from Chandni Chowk.
I'm here! All the way from Chandni Chowk!
Your king has come! Hello to each and everyone.
He's here. Liu Sheng has arrived. Hurry.
Costume. Makeup. Disguise. No one will recognize me.
Meow Meow returned defeated.
Liu Sheng? As if!
Meow Meow was sure Hojo would end her days...
... but he had another thought in mind:
To kill Sidhu.
How sweet is the taste of money
Survival is tough
But never forget what I tell you
You can never escape your destiny
I raise a toast to you, my friend
The world is at your feet
Now stand up And claim what is rightfully yours
Be the master of your destiny
Master, this is an Indian song.
O broad-shouldered, big-hearted Iron-chested one
There's nothing to fear, now you're here
From Chandni Chowk to China
A friend of yours has come from India Say hello
Make merry at night Take it easy all day
Everyone dance and sing It's a holiday, time for fun
Attack!
There is no rich or poor, no high or low
Everyone dance together, friend or foe
No black-marketeering
Clean dealings today
Make merry at night Take it easy all day
Say hello to your friend
A friend of yours has come from India
Say hello!
Make merry at night
And now to sleep in China
God. Why do I itch all over?
I got it all wrong.
Try and understand. I'm innocent.
I don't know why the police want me.
Master. Tomorrow's papers will have a photo of me.
- I hit her and your photo is printed? - No. Your photo too.
- Go. Go to sleep. - Master, I want to sleep next to you.
Shut it tight, master.
- Get to bed. You'll be fine. - Listen to me, master.
I'll check it again.
Get to bed, Sidhu.
She's changed again.
My lips are sealed, alas
It's a secret, come near
How did you get here?
Touch me, touch me, touch me
I said, I said, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
I said, I said, hold me, hold me, hold me
Save me, master.
She stole my heart
And walked away
That's my signature tune.
I lost my mind, I'm half-crazzed What's this thing called love?
I'm terrified, master. I must sleep next to you.
- What's wrong, master? - Nothing. I'm closing the door.
Make sure it's locked. She's a slippery customer.
Suzy!
Suzy! Suzy!
Suzy!
What a girl.
No need to put on the light.
You dazzle like lightning.
So beautiful.
Like these ignorant folk...
...you also believe Sidhu is Liu Sheng.
You mistake the monkey for the master.
He's a loser. A vegetable cutter from Chandni Chowk.
He dances to my tune. He's no Liu Sheng.
Sidhu isn't Liu Sheng.
Sidhu isn't Liu Sheng?
That's what I said. He's a loser.
He's nothing.
He's a fool. I am everything.
I am everything.
This time Meow Meow has the perfect gift for Hojo:
A way to kill Sidhu.
Chopstick.
Suzy.
Suzy? Wanted?
Sidhu?
Wait.
Don't tell her anything.
Tell them what you told me...
...about Liu Sheng.
Sidhu is nothing.
He is a loser. A fraud. A vegetable cutter.
Daddy, I tricked him.
He doesn't know.
He was brought here to kill Hojo.
Greetings from India. I have proof, Hojo.
Hojo?
Master.
She's always giving me the slip.
Where's the girl?
Liu Sheng, how are you?
Liu Sheng?
Sidhu? Sidhu?
Liu Sheng?
- We caught Meow Meow. - No! I'm not her.
- Meow Meow! - Liu Sheng?
Hojo!
Hojo is here!
Run for your life! Run for your life!
- Liu Sheng! - Liu Sheng!
These kids are real naughty.
- Come. Kill Hojo! - You want to take a photo?
What's the hurry? Where were you all night?
See how they respect me? It's all thanks to you.
They want to take our picture. You come too.
The photographer?
Hojo!
Hey. Not the statue. Take a picture of me.
Come on. Take the picture. Indians and Chinese.
Brothers all the way.
Where's your camera? Where is it?
- Liu Sheng. - That's right. I'm Liu Sheng.
Liu Sheng! Liu Sheng! Liu Sheng!
Hojo! Hojo! Hojo!
- Dado Hojo! - Kill Hojo!